GRANNYTALK! for iPhone

NEW Version 1.1 now available with twice as many "grannyisms"! We added your granny sayings! Send us more and please review granny if you like her.

GrannyTalk! is just what the doctor ordered for some rib tickling fun at the most inappropriate times!

Application Description

Do you miss your real Granny? Well, she's back and ready to set up housekeeping on your iPhone or iPod Touch! She's not what she used to be, but that's what makes her so much fun. This is one granny you can laugh at, even when she farts at the most inappropriate moments!

Shake her to wake her and enjoy her uninformed opinion on everything under the sun.

Her ramblings include unsolicited commentary and country-fried sayings that are always inappropriate, peppered with bits of urban gangster lingo she's picked-up from her grandkids—: U Hoot, Rogue!

Shake her again to hear one of 30 chuckle-provoking gems of fading wisdom. Save your favorite "granny-isms" as pre-sets you can call up anytime. Y'all been warned now!

Does she sound like your granny? Tell us in your review. And post your own granny sayings to our website! Maybe you and your granny will make it into our next update.

Perfect for all ages and all social situations.

Languages – English

Requirements – Compatible with iPhone and iPod Touch (2nd generation); Requires iPhone OS 3.0 or later

Produced by TimeGoesFly, purveyors of Too Much Fun

New Granny Sayings

They say chocolate paves the way to a gal's heart, but all I got out of it was a spare tire around the middle and a wide rear seat.
He as useless as a handbrake on a canoe.
If you think my bark is worse than my bite, wait till I put my teeth back in.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder…lucky all my beholders need glasses.
You know beauty is only skin deep….dang, gotta get me some new skin.
I'd be willing to bend over backwards for you, but at my age I'd probably snap in half.
Go put a sweater on..I'm cold.
I think I just felt an earthquake.
Just call me the Wicked Witch.
When I was a kid we didn't eat paste, we stuck with dirt. Then two weeks later we I got treated for worms.
Kids need candy...besides I can always send them home to their parents!
God your sister is a real bitch!
Not right now sweetie, Grannys watching her stories.
Don't take any wooden nickels now.
I'm a techNO.
Ya all stop acting up in front of company.
If you think my bark is worse than my bite, wait till I put my teeth back in.
I'm as nervous as a cat in a room full of rocking chairs.
They say abstinence makes the heart grow fonder.
I walked a country mile.
A fool and his money are soon partying.
People are smarter when they are rocking.

Send Us Your Granny Saying

GrannyTalk Reviews

"Great! We had a lot of fun with this.”
"Haha U hoot rogue lol."
"Worth the 99 cents. This is really great for a time waster and if you're bored."
"I thought the sayings we're very creative…..maybe adding some more could improve it."
"Haha….great! Now give us a way to put in our grandmas' sayings."
"Fun to share with friends."
"I bought this thinking it would be terrible, but I had fun with this. The sayings are very varied and funny. Good job"
"Haha this makes everyone laugh….This is a definite buy."
"Pretty good, but there should be a way to have the grandma repeat things you say in a granny voice.”
"Wow this is funny."
"How about doing a Yiddish Grandma."